So being from NC, this week the central part of the state has fucking SHUT DOWN due to tourney. I'd expect to see local news on nothing but College Basketball; however, this is what I found this morning:
Have A Vasectomy, Get A Free Pizza
Mass. Urologist Offering Unique Promotion This March
Looking for a deal on pizza during the NCAA basketball tournament? Head to Massachusetts and you could get a free pie with a vasectomy.
March tends to be a busy month for vasectomies at Urology Associates of Cape Cod, practice administrator Evan Cohen told the Cape Cod Times. So as a fun promotion, the office started advertising a free pizza with every vasectomy its doctors perform in March.