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Who else is going to be celebrating his Iowa victory on January 3rd?

Lol.

Barack Obama for one.

If he wins the election for president I'm moving to some third world country.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CALISTA GINGRICH IS CREEPY AS FUCK

The Repuglican field is such a total joke. You've got 7--sorry, 6--characters that range from toys in the attic batshit crazy to just plain stupid. Then there's Mittens, who is so unappealing to Christians that they've been desperately sifting through the other morons for someone that can sling enough Christian platitudes at them to enable the Christians to hold their noses and give away the most powerful branch of government to the Missing Link. Better hope Obama wins for the sake of us all. I certainly do.

Lol.
Romney dominated the invisible primary; it's going to take a miracle for him not to win the nomination. If Paul somehow pulls out a win it is irrelevant.

Ron Paul is the best republican candidate by virtue of being so crazy that it actually comes full circle into some good ideas.

I'm pretty sure Romney is playing it carefully. He's got to be fully aware that Christians hate him for being in some sort of Jesusy cult with golden tableware or something, so he's kinda sitting back, drinking noncaffeinated beverages, and waiting for the rest of Romper Room (look it up babies) to implode around him. Then he'll still have most of his campaign money left, and he comes out of the primary mostly intact. The problem is that Mittens has put in a bit too much effort into appealing to the batshit groups with garbage like this:

1.) Uh, way to get rid of a couple thousand jobs when we need more jobs, fucko!
2.) Pretty sure government work nearly always pays less than equivalent work at a large corporation
3.) What? Isn't that what taxes are for?

Here is a very fair and unbiased breakdown of the Republican field:
- Bachmann: Batshit, and her husband would make an awful first lady.
- Perry: Sorry Texas, we already tried one of your governors, and look how that turned out. You can keep this one. Nice hair though.
- Santorum: Google his name. Look at anything he did while in Congress and then have a good laugh.
- Gingrich: You were a stupid dick in the 90s, you're an even bigger dick now. And your wife is made of plastic. Oh, and Fuck You.
- Cain: Bye! Too much groping of unreceptive women.
- Paul: Americans like a little Libertarianism, but holy shit, man.
- Huntsman: What, a Republican with an IQ over 56? I don't believe it. Apparently Mormons aren't regarded as Christians. Huntsman is probably the best candidate they have if you enjoy having paved roads and running water, you elitist pricks.
- Romney: Looks waffley and weak to GOP Christians. See above for the Mormon thing. Will probably get the nomination due to sheer persistence, or maybe he'll get the nod so we can finally be rid of him when President Obama smashes his face in next year.

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I'm basically with Snuff on this one.

It's amazing that there are so many contenders for the Republican nominee yet there are no people suitable for the position. I like to believe I am a die hard conservative but if Ron Paul some how manages to get the nomination I will vote for Obama (I won't be one of those fucking faggot as dumb fuck dick jews that say they won't vote at all).

O and Donald Trump entering as a 3rd party candidate puts the final nail in the coffin for the Republicans. Time to start campaigning for 2016!



This made me lol.

2016 will be even harder, because the Democrats get to try to throw someone competent into the ring as well.

I doubt Trump even gets 1% of the vote. The worst sign for the GOP is the failure of anyone other than Romney and Paul to get on the Virginia primary ballot. If you can't get 10,000 signatures in Virginia, you don't deserve to win.

A third party candidate ith similar views to either side is never a good thing and usually costs one candidate the election. That 1% could be crucial in the election.

Agreed.



Oh, because he's done so much over the past four years to warrant an additional four?

On a separate note, you guys do realize that all the other candidates are essentially the same candidate, right?



If you don't understand the significance of that quote, then go look up the term "political action committee."